I'm Really A Duck

How long are you gonna stay with me? Forever.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

5 of 7 down. Almost there!

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

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iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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bcfurs:

"i’ve never watched lord of the rings"

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"there’s no character development"

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"the movies are too long"

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"it doesn’t even make sense"

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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deanieweeniesfallen-angelpancake:

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

misha-smiles:

trying to convince your friends not to watch that show that ruined your life

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Like I would ever do that 

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Yeah I’m more like the second version. FEEL THE PAIN I FEEL BITCH

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thestasher:

wingedbyday:

//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.

thestasher:

wingedbyday:

//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.

[x]

I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.

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